if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
A unique and innovative social media revolution with owners, not users.
shout out to the parents who take their kids to cons and help them with cosplays and even if its not totally their cup of tea they still do it because they want to see their kids happy yall are great
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
It’s the little things that make me appreciate my friends the most.
hes gonna make a great seeing eye dog